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it’s been good

this is my last post before i delete the app and it won’t be queued or reposted, but i will miss some of the people i’ve met and interacted with. the rest of you fucking sucked though

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and like that, my sideblogs are gone, 2.5 hours left stuck in this hell before i’m finally free and able to work on myself without all the batshit toxic and regressive attitudes i picked up in my 7 years here

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its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow

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heedra:

mechanicalriddle:

heedra:

god outta nowhere i just remembered the time i was in a game where the dm didn’t read one of the character’s backstories carefully enough and allowed someone to make it all the way to the final session with the hidden ability to turn into a motorcycle

lydia you cant just say stuff like this and then not explain exactly how this was performed

k so. one of the first big games i played with my current meatspace gaming group was a really excellent post-apocalyptic homebrew game. really excellent. but it was also wild as hell, had a lot of players, and was the dm’s first big game, so it was at times a real exercise in controlled chaos. and my good bro willie…my bro willie was kind of at the brunt of it. both in that he always to this day plays really chaotic characters that can’t avoid trouble, and also in that due to that and other misfortunes he died like every other session towards the end. he went through five or six characters by the time the campaign was over. one didn’t even last a full session. it was remarkable to witness actually.

but anyway, towards the end, the dm was fairly overwhelmed and dealing with a lot of other characters doing epic-level wasteland nonsense, and kinda threw reading willies backstories to the wayside. which was unfortunate for him, because willie hails from the ‘3 pages or more’ school of backstories, and by this time in the campaign was coping with his characters’ constant deaths by planning backup character well in advance, to the point where they all had intricate, complex connections to each previous character. so when he dies due to circumstances out of his control before the very last few sessions (the first but certainly not last character death he had due to betrayal: willie im still sorry) its not too suprising that he comes back as this brooding edgy darth vader guy with a five page backstory about how he had obtained a horrific nanosuit cyborg body, and the dm approves it, but sure as hell doesn’t read the whole thing bc he’s planning the final confrontation at this point.

cut to the middle of the incredibly serious final session, where his character and my character and my character’s children are fighting for their lives to escape the facility where they are currently caught in the crossfire between a raging, dying artificial intelligence and religiously zealous psychic juggernaut (long story). the dm is giving us a very bleak countdown of how long we have to get out before the whole place collapses but his character just turns to mine with a “don’t worry, just trust me” and willie smiles, looks up at the dm, and is like, “i activiate my nanite body and turn into a motorcycle”, which unfortunately was completely street legal with what he’d detailed in his backstory, so that’s exactly what he fuckin did, as the dm put his head in his hands.

end result: we survived.

this is my favorite 3 paragraphs ive ever read thank you lydia

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lesbiskammerat:

lesbiskammerat:

why do so many random and seemingly unrelated people in my notes suddenly have that pink face icon

oh it’s because of this person’s tumblr cult i see

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This is so funny oh my god. They’re using this to sell merch.

mishapocalypse 2: this time it’s some clown even less relevant than misha collins

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antiandrogen:

somebody: you guys should have more empathy for addicts

yall: so you think it’s ok to blow smoke directly into the faces of transgender asthmatic toddlers of color? ok freak

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gorps:

lesbiskammerat:

lesbiskammerat:

why do so many random and seemingly unrelated people in my notes suddenly have that pink face icon

oh it’s because of this person’s tumblr cult i see

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This is so funny oh my god. They’re using this to sell merch.

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Q:Draw worst Gamestop customer

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I made this after working Black Friday

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dawn of the final day
24 hours remain

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libertarirynn:

People who are terrified of guns, loud noises, and talking on the phone: The revolution is coming! You will fear us capitalist shills!

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Q:yo before you delete, whats your secret nsfw blog?

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i mean every post in it was flagged as explicit, it’s not like it’s gonna be around for much longer anyway. but that secret’s going to the grave with the rest of my sideblogs come tomorrow

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i know so many of you fuckers are gonna be back on here on the 17th despite all the posts i see about “protesting” by logging off bc y'all have the backbone of a chocolate eclair, but i’m legit gonna delete the app and never look back. i’ll delete my side blogs and my secret nsfw blog, but this will stay up as an archive bc as much as i hate about this site i’ll admit there were some diamonds in the rough that i found through the mountains of bullshit and garbage

feel free to follow me on insta, same name as here, or on twitter at frickingheck

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list of things i won’t miss about tumblr

  • kinnies who legitimately think they’re a fictional character, even though they’re nothing like that character at all
  • people with kpop icons or character over pride flag icons (unsurprisingly) being the most toxic pieces of shit on here
  • unfunny funnymen
  • people who can’t enjoy fiction unless the characters are queer or black
  • those same people completely changing a character’s design and calling it canon despite their redesigns looking like awful caricatures
  • asexuals forcing themselves into discussions about actual lgbt issues and either being dumb as fuck or very homophobic, usually both
  • asexuals in general bc they don’t know how to shut the fuck up
  • all the basic white people calling themselves witches/trans/anything to seem more interesting
  • how easily misinformation spreads bc nobody can be bothered to do their own research or form their own opinions on here
  • the fact that systemfaking is a thing
  • people who think shit like bunny, fairy, and space are genders
  • the mogai notion that being trans doesn’t require dysphoria
  • mogai in general
  • grown ass adults who send death threats over children’s cartoons
  • grown ass adults whose personalities hinge on children’s cartoons but can’t understand their messages of “be a good person”
  • people whose only personality traits are mentally ill/gay/trans/black/asian/not white
  • making liking or disliking something a political statement that has to be backed up, especially if said something is problematic
  • the mob mentality of this shithole overall
  • the absolute buffoonery and incompetence of tumblr staff over the last 7 years
  • people who bring their fetishes into everyday life and force it onto other unwilling people
  • unnecessary politicization of things, like when sonicfox said he was pretty much everything a republican hates
  • and so much more!
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worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

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